You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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