none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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