when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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