I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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