Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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