Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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