what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Let's get the cat blown out
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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