wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
where are my eyebrows?
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