I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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