I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
