I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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