We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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