If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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