we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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