super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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