It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
high people should be assigned attendants
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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