i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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