i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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