I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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