Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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