It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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