we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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