i permit you to call me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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