Non-Jews are for practice
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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