I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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