Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i don't like sucking hair
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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