I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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