eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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