are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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