Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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