i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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