love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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