Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Come see our sink grown plant.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
try to milk me bitch
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