Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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