Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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