I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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