you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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