its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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