Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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