i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
