I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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