Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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