Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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