At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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