The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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