I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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