Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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