I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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