brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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