strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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