Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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