Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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