If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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