you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you win again, gameday.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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