We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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