I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize
