So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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