ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize