that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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