its not stalking. its research.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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