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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
