So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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