it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You pole danced in your parka.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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