Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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